Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
I’ve been known to mishear a lyric or two in my day – apparently the song is called “Taking Care of Business” not “Baking Carrot Biscuits”…who knew? (Not me, that’s for sure) Some people have it WAY worse than me – who the hell thought this one:
Tummy why? Ain’t nothing but a fart hey, ain’t nothing but a meat steak”
Correct lyric from Backstreet Boys’ ‘I Want It That Way’:“Ain’t nothing but a heart ache, ain’t nothing but a mistake”
Fart hey? Meat steak? WTF?!?!
Here’s one of my favorite bits about misheard lyrics:
Some more to make you smile:
All Time Funniest Lyrics
Stevie Wonder: Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Down to the river, Onions!
Smash Mouth: All Star
So much to do, so much to see, so much wrong with Nick from…
Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
Living with a lover with a red IPhone
Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove.
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
I like big butts in a can of limes.
Hozier: Take Me to Church
Take me to church, I’ll wash you like a doll in the Saturda…
Abba: Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen
Madonna: Into the Groove
I’m tired of dancing in Obama’s self
Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee….
Madonna: Like a Virgin
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time
Van Halen: Panama
Padded bra
Talking Heads: Girlfriend Is Better
Why, why, why, why start at Uber?
OneRepublic: Apologize
It’s too late to order fries
Bee Gees: Stayin’ Alive
Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife
Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Check your p***y
Iggy Azalea: Fancy
I’m so Passive
Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
And the last known survivor stocks his bread in the night
Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
Bald-headed woman… bald-headed woman to me
Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus
Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
Suitcase, Dramamine
Judas Priest: Turbo Lover
You can’t retweet, I spy like no other
Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works for me
John Lennon: Imagine
But i’m not Obi-Wan
Mudvayne: Dull Boy
All work and no play makes me a dough boy
Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
Donald Duck took my chances
Journey: Don’t Stop Believing
Don’t stop believing hold onto that fetus
Toto: Africa
There’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
Europe: The Final Countdown
We’re working for peanuts.
Elton John: Crocodile Rock
I remember when Iraq was young
Berlin: Take My Breath Away
In all that body lotion, somewhere there’s a loving flame
Hozier: Take Me to Church
Take me to church I’ll worship like a boy at the shrine of your life
Prince: Raspberry Beret
Rats marry their friends
Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
Sweet potatoes, sack of beans
Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
I like big bucks in a can of lard.
Savage Garden: I Want You
Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for
Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
Drum and guitar love
REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
Jean Ebert
Genesis: Invisible Touch
“….she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)….”
Outkast: Hey Ya
Shake it like a horny white preacher.
Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
‘Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo…
Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
It always works for me; it’s called the tooth decayer
Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
Feelin’… like a ham-and-mustard shake
Journey: Don’t Stop Believing
Don’t stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.
Primitive Radio Gods: Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
I bit down – I bit down hard on Davy
National Anthems: Oh Canada
Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze…
Bee Gees: Stayin’ Alive
Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie
Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica
Styx: Babe
Bare bum leaving
Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love …
James Brown: I Feel Good
So good, So good, I got a U
Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
Reagan rocks in the hot sun
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
Let’s pee in the corner, Let’s pee in the spotlight.
Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
Money for nothin’ and chips for free
Starship: We Built This City
We built this city on logs and coal
Wham!: Careless Whisper
Guilty penis got no rhythm…
Metallica: Fuel
give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!
The Jam: Town Called Malice
Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.
Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
I’ll never leave your pizza burning
Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
You ain’t never pornographic and you ain’t no friend of mine
Green Day: Good Riddance
It’s something unpredictable an Indian thats white, I hope …
The Chainsmokers: Roses
He already knows that my wall is fire
Hanson: MMMBop
A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax
Manfred Mann’s Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.
Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
My neighbor’s kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay…
Van Halen: Ain’t Talkin ‘Bout Love
Ain’t Taco Bell love
Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
You don’t wanna be stuck up on ecstasy Stuck up on ecstasy
Irene Cara: What A Feeling
Take your pants off and make it happen.
Commodores: Brick House
She’s mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
Judy Collins: Salt of the Earth
Let’s drink to assaulting the Earth.
Chaka Khan: I’m Every Woman
I’m Terry Wogan
Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
Joy to the visions that the people see
Alice Cooper: Poison
I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed
Prince: Kiss
I just wanna extradite your kids
Hanson: MMMBop
so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there
Shania Twain: You’re Still The One
Looks like we mated
Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat …
Steppenwolf: Born To Be Wild
Fry all of your guts a-and explode into spaaac
Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
Like a Scottish raper.
Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
I’ve got two chic’s and a pair of dice, Won’t you pack your …
Psy: Gangnam Style
Oprah got no style!
Beyonce: Single Ladies
I own a Single Lettuce
Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
“Scuse me I’m a business guy.
Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
The artichokes begin to dream
David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning…
Elton John: Crocodile Rock
Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy…
Prince: When Doves Cry
maybe i’m just like my father, too cold maybe i’m just like …
Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
Mushrooms are nasty
Starship: We Built This City
My pony plays the mamba
Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
Lonely house cat of love
Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
I will light on, I’ll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema…
R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Con…
Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
Come to the bank
Clash: Rock The Casbah
Drop the pasta, drop the pasta
KC and the Sunshine Band: Keep It Comin’ Love
Keep it common law
Bob Marley: Is This Love
We’ll jump rope ‘cross the bridge
Crystal Gayle: Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
“Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue…”
Prince: Little Red Corvette
Living co-ed!
Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
Let me take French
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